Do you want a little bit of knowledge about New Zealand and one of our beautiful small towns? Have a read of this. it’s very well written by a good friend.
Man before time FACTOID #18
StUUUpid dumb love factoid #16 (I missed it sweet 16)
wonderfully wormy joke #8
Why didn’t the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go in pairs!
Ridonkulous joke #7
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.